Excuse No. 31

My wife is incredibly thirsty. She needs her beverage pre-flight.

Required props

1. A wife or willing actress who has not had anything to drink for over 24 hours

2. One crystal flute

3. An adorable child, for distraction and maximum empathy (optional)

chance this works out*

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