1. A wife or willing actress who has not had anything to drink for over 24 hours
2. One crystal flute
3. An adorable child, for distraction and maximum empathy (optional)
chance this works out*
Don't upgrade your seat, upgrade your airline. Fly Emirates.
Emirates Economy Class includes perks usually found only on upgraded status of other airlines, including regionally inspired gourmet meals paired with the perfect glass of wine or your choosing from an array of premium beer and spirits. You'll also get to explore up to 3,500 channels of award-winning entertainment while stretching out in a cabin that boasts spacious and comfortable seats perfect for relaxing.Fly emirates