Excuse No. 36

That lady standing over in the First Class boarding group told me she wants the thrill of experiencing Economy. I offered to switch seats with her.


1. Chances of success increase if you can point to a fur-clad woman during your appeal.

2. People wearing monocles are also gold.

3. This can go very wrong, very quickly.

chance this works out*

Don't upgrade your seat, upgrade your airline. Fly Emirates.

Emirates Economy Class includes perks usually found only on upgraded status of other airlines, including regionally inspired gourmet meals paired with the perfect glass of wine or your choosing from an array of premium beer and spirits. You'll also get to explore up to 3,500 channels of award-winning entertainment while stretching out in a cabin that boasts spacious and comfortable seats perfect for relaxing.

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