Presents
Excuse No. 39

Do you not recognize me? How embarrassing. You really don't recognize me?

Notes

1. It helps to really look like someone famous.

2. This one requires full commitment to acting indignant.

3. If you can get someone to run up to you to ask for your autograph while this is all going down, it just might work.

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