Excuse No. 41

It's hard to give my full attention to safety instructions unless I'm front & center.

Preparation note

1. Approach this earnestly. If you don’t believe it's true, neither will they.

2. Practice your “highly concerned” face.

3. Carry a few large hardcover books on aviation safety visibly so they can see the extent of your concern.

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