Excuse No. 44

The CEO of the airline just told me to tell you that he wants me to be upgraded. He said his decision is final.

Answers if pressed

1. Yeah, of course I’m talking about [CEO’s name that you’ve looked up].

2. Look, I don’t want to have to get [CEO’s first name only] involved, but I will.

3. You’ll never work in this airport again.

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