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Excuse No. 24

My wife just told me she needs some space. She's currently seated in Economy.

How to sell it

1. A stage wink

2. A jovial chuckle

3. A wife in Economy (or pick someone random who is visibly demonstrating a healthy amount of skepticism or disdain for you)

chance this works out*
 

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