My wife just told me she needs some space. She's currently seated in Economy.

Excuse ^No. 24

Give me another

How to sell it

1. A stage wink

2. A jovial chuckle

3. A wife in Economy (or pick someone random who is visibly demonstrating a healthy amount of skepticism or disdain for you)

chance this works out*

Emirates Economy Class includes perks usually found only on upgraded status of other airlines, including regionally inspired gourmet meals paired with the perfect glass of wine or your choosing from an array of premium beer and spirits. You'll also get to explore up to 3,500 channels of award-winning entertainment while stretching out in a cabin that boasts spacious and comfortable seats perfect for relaxing.

Fly emirates

My wife just told me she needs some space. She's currently seated in Economy.

How to sell it

Don't upgrade your seat, upgrade your airline. Fly Emirates.