Excuse No. 52
My doctor said I cannot fly unless I have easy access to a warm towelette.
How to sell it
1. Be holding a small bottle of hand lotion.
2. Say “towelette” with a French accent.
3. When all else fails, toss out some finger guns.
chance this works out*
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