Excuse No. 76

There’s a very high-percentage chance I’m pregnant.


1. Consider removing “high-percentage chance” and go all-in.

2. Fake pregnancies are easy to spot. The key is how you stuff your shirt. Do not use pillows or blankets. Stick to inflatable balls.

3. Walk with a waddle while rubbing your belly the entire time.

chance this works out*

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