Presents
Excuse No. 16

I have an irrational fear of pretzels.

How to sell it

1. Don’t be the first to blink.

2. Maintain eye contact for maximum seriousness.

3. Lean in, and slowly whisper, “but there’s nothing irrational about it to me.”

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